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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
If your dog weighs less than 10lbs, it`s technically a cat
A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.
If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there`s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
People who walk in front of the theatre screen while you`re watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude.
I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
Did you know? If you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Packman!
Girl scout cookies suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I`m not any thinner.
Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house, but that fly is dead.
One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1) You tried your best. 2) I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.