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Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do..
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
I hate it when I don`t forward a chain letter and I die the next day.
Sex, do it for the kids.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
I don`t lift so maybe I`m wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
If I’ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.