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What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?
I bet the guy who invented fake dog poo was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
I`m not lying, I`m just making the story better.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Having a bit of a lazy day! I`m sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused.
Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
If you can`t celebrate Valentine`s Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
I`d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.