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Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
is in no shape to exercise
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
Facebook should allow people to be in a relationship with food. That would be my relationship for eternity.
Some mornings it`s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it, and suck.
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.
The only thing I have learned so far in this company meeting is that this room has 37 ceiling tiles and 24 fluorescent bulbs.
My number was 0...
I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily I’m just unpopular.
The best part of being a kid is probably saying, f*ck it. I`m going to be Spider-Man today.
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn`t even apply for a job.