Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria’s Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free.
In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on
I always try to behave on Friday nights but there are usually too many other options.
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want.
Some mornings I feel like leaving my coffee until its cold enough that I can just pour it directly into my eyes.
As you get closer and closer to the end of this status, I think it`s important that you lower your expectations.
Tieam... problem solved
status uploading
It`s not stalking if you love them!
I like to finish other people`s sentences because my version is better.
Just because she weighed as much as two women doesn`t mean you had a threesome