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If your dog weighs less than 10lbs, it`s technically a cat
My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
NEWS FLASH: Man arrested for having sex with a tree.....Police confirm he had wood!!!
Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
It might look like I`m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I`m quite busy.
If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?
The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
When the coffee stops working it is probably the right time to start drinking.
Whenever somebody is murdered, the 1st person the police investigae is the spouse. That should tell you all you need to know about marriage.