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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things!
Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
Only 3 things can make me run. When someone yells, "Fire", "Free beer" or "The free beer is on fire”
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
You can`t lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
Oops is farting in the elevator and thinking it would be silent.
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn`t think of this.
I`ll call it a smartphone the day I yell "Where`s my phone?" and it yells "Down here! In the couch cushions!"
Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.
I`m awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" "Thanks, I grew it myself"
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.