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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Men are like dogs. We`re excited to see you, and we have no idea what you`re mad about.
I guarantee there`s a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks `Ebola` would be a lovely name for their child.
The phrase "Don`t take this the wrong way." has a zero percent success rate.
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
The push-up bra: the strangely acceptable female equivalent of a rolled up sock stuffed in men`s underwear.
I would never survive a real job because I dont like being told when I can eat lunch...
Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"
To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.
I`m getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I`ve been to in the last week that`s had "insufficient funds".