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wonders how you can knock sense into someone when you`re beating them senseless?
Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
You know vacation should be over when all you do is sit around naked, drinking fruity malt liquor beverages
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they’re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
I’m glad we can’t smell each other through the internet.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
Ten seconds of drug commercials are spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest is spent basically daring you to take it.
Helpful Tip: You can’t get in trouble for leaving work early if you disable the security cameras and crawl out the air-conditioning duct.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.
You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? WHY!!??