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Do I have to wake up? I just woke up yesterday.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
My hand is stuck in a Pringles can. I`ll just leave it there. I`m not hiding who I am anymore.
A comprehensive list of the things women have taught me: 1) I`m wrong.
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
I`m just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow.
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
My internet was down for almost 4 mins,im ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.