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OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....
Why periods? Why can`t Mother Nature just text me and be like, "Whaddup Girl?, You ain`t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya next month."
I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin.
Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
Is that a selfie or did you just photobomb a picture of your filthy bathroom?
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
"Let the chips fall where they may." -My kids when they`re eating chips on the couch.
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
Facebook- to help future generations discover if there`s ever been any mental illness in the family.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
Walmart: Because where else in the world can you pay $50 to have your oil changed by someone with a GED, find a sized 46H bra, or run the risk of being filmed live on location with the men and women of law enforcement on your way out the door.
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
Can I get likes for no reason?