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You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
My spouse thinks I`m crazy. But I`m not the one who married me.
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
How many facebook friends do you have that if they posted "I`m depressed and on the edge", your first thought would be to poke them?
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn`t mean I`m stalking you...It just means you haven`t looked nice in awhile
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.