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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” would be a terrible way to let your child know that they’re adopted.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
I once found a whip, a mask, a baton and handcuffs in my Mother-in-Law`s draw... who knew she was a superhero. Nice!!!
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
When does paying taxes get shut down? Asking for everyone with a job.
I followed my heart...Now I`m at the liquor store.
I`ve started to make a fresh start in 2015, so if I owe you money, too bad.
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
I`ve been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don`t know how to tell her I forgot her name.
I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
My doctor said I need to workout with dumb-bells. Would any of you like to go jogging with me?
I`m 99% sure you think I`m weird. And I`m 100% sure I don`t care.