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Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
OK. So I danced like no one was watching. Anyone know a good lawyer?
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I`m not good enough to have something fancy like that.
Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m a jerk.
"Safely remove USB." Who does that?
I will be back in 5 minutes, if I am not then please read this again! :D
My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead
The funny moment when a fat kid says "that`s how I roll".
I`m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right for this Monday
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!