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Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
"Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I`ve ever been asked.
Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
Breaking News: I took a bath today
I bet Snowmen think it`s weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.
Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
Don’t run with scissors — unless you’re stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind scissor thief!
Experience is what you get, when you don`t get what you want
Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
I wish that life had an option for viewing other available episodes.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally