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I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down.
Some of my ideas are about as profitable as selling YOLO T-Shirts at a Reincarnation seminar
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
We always say that our elders are wise, because of their years of experience. But you know what? ... Stupid people get old too.
Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
I am not judging you...I already decided I don`t like you
My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
Baby.. I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.