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The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem.
Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
I decided I`m not doing the whole clock-back routine this year. If you need me, I`ll be in the frickin future.
If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn`t go off."
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
A Positive attitude may not solve all our problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
Sometimes words are not enough. That`s why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...
When everything is coming your way, you`re probable in the wrong lane.
When Miley is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” & “music” ... but when I do it, I`m “wasted” & “have to leave Home Depot"
If you Google the word `overreacting` there`s a picture of me using a fire extinguisher on a spider.