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Didn’t Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?
Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
I saved my husband`s life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
Just worked out, I will spend on average 7 years of my life in the bathroom. My wife will spend on average 6.9 years of her life knocking on the door saying " are you all right in there "
If you think your having a bad day ... You could be digging your own grave at gun point and find buried treasure.
You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
Sometimes when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
Sometimes, I think I`m a genius. Then I realize I`ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy.
My idea of drinking responsibly is using a coaster.
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"
Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.