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The high cost of livin ain`t nothin like the cost of livin high
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
Relationships are like yard sales... They look good from a distance but you get there & realize its just a bunch of sh!t you dont need.
The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
Is it just me or does chocolate taste even better late at night, hence the the last four letters of the word chocoLATE?!
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a smaller bra.
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
My girlfriend left me because I`m a legend ... Or to quote her, `Arrogant`.
I know u r but what am I ?
Ahhh, the 4th of July. The day where trips to hospital start with the words "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
I thought there`d be more sex during my sexual prime.