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Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night.
I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
You`re never too old to throw random sh*t in people`s shopping carts when they aren`t looking.
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!