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Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.
More food should come with prizes inside it.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
I`ve eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
In terms of procrastination, I had a very productive day.
I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.