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I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
I smoked weed once and realized spoons are just little bowls on sticks
I never talk to myself......But I do have some candid conversations with the other personalities!
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won`t have to talk to them.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
Big deal, Times Square, I drop the ball at least twice a week.
Every time I go into my boss` office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
If she burns the bacon, she`s no good bro
This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.