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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
"Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it`s one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
I hear my ex is now into orgies, or at least that`s what the Craigslist ad I just posted on her behalf said.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
If men could have multiple orgasms, lotions would cost more than an iPhone.
If I ask my dad to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "It`s the button on the left!"
Last year I won a $50 gift card to Chili`s at a Christmas raffle. ...... This year I`ve decided my Secret Santa gift is going to be a $14.37 gift card to Chili`s.
Statistics show the number one cause of failed relationships is opening your mouth and letting words come out.
The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.