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Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
I`m running out of people I can tolerate!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor`s trash so you don`t get robbed.
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
You’ll never be as young as you are now.
When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.
Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.
My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume
I haven`t owned a watch for I don`t know how long.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.
Ain`t no sunshine when she`s gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain`t no sandwiches either.