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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can`t think of a good reply"?
What do you mean I didn’t win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else.
´s status message is better than yours
I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and now I don`t know where the hell I am.
I wonder how many people`s phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
Give fat people a break. They have a lot on their plate.
Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it.
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…
A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.
I already know that I`m going to hell ... At this point it`s really go big or go home.
Some people should come with subtitles.