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Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
If you own a podium and put up a sign that says "valet" on it, can you just steal cars?
Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
The only dates I get are updates.
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
When I see something funny on the internet, I don’t usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device. I call it "No air conditioning".
I`m Dave, or as the ladies like to call me... "Hey, you! Behind the bushes!"
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me