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Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
The problem is I have just enough money to get into trouble but not enough to make bail.
watching porn is like finding happiness in other enjoyment.....
Cool thing about winter is after grocery shopping your car can double as your refrigerator.
Whenever you`re feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there`s people that pay money to exercise.
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
It`s bad luck to be superstitious.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars. I assume you`ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?
Haters can hate all they want... they don`t affect my money.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........