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Attention fuels immaturity
If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog is not house trained.
Feeding my kid cold pizza. They will be off to college soon and preparation is the key to success.
The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
“How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
Get ahead of myself. Sometimes I
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
I`d get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
If I ever start a band, I`m going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you`re listening to...
AWESOME!
Doing something weird and thinking “this is why I’m single”.
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
why we do not have a romance class...............