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The moment you stop giving a damn is the moment things get easier and better.
No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
In terms of procrastination, I had a very productive day.
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in?
You can`t always control who walks in to your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder.
Someone’s going to ruin things; it might as well be me.
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
One man’s LOL is another man’s WTF.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.