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Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
My girlfriend ended up with a broken nose today because she wouldn`t listen to me... I said,"You`re about to walk into a lamppost."
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.
If its the thought that counts, then I`ve banged so many hot chicks.
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
is currently amending my "Who gets money" list when I win the lottery ... who has something nice to say?
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
Dear vegetarians, thanks for saving all the good food for us.
If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit
If you`re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment "you three look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.
All I`m saying is there`s a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them.