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is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
Dear Santa, I was framed!
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
You only live once is the most reassuring thing I`ve ever heard.
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
In the 60`s we took LSD to make the world look wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it look normal.
I declare today, “Hit that dumb person you’ve always wanted to punch in the face day.”
Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
Lies I`ll never stop telling: 1. I`d never put you in a home, mom. 2. It`s 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
You don`t need to use your words if you`re carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
When it comes to speaking Spanish I know the essentials. "Taco, nacho, burrito, cheeto, frito & no comprendo."