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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it.
I spent an hour at Walmart last night.. I can now totally disprove evolution.. O_o
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
My superpower is making people laugh ... Which would be great if I was trying to be funny
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
I`m just a guy struggling to find the appropriate level of inappropriateness for every social interaction I`m unlucky enough to be a part of
Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn`t nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
Whoever said “two wrongs don’t make a right” has obviously never experienced McDonalds breakfast after a night of binge drinking.
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
my doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old, the mind of a 30 year old and the wisdom of a someone twice my age, to which my husband asked " What did he say about your fat ass?" I said to my husband, "Oh , the doctor didn`t say anything about you dear!".
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.