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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
First the Jerk cut me off in traffic, then stole my parking space, then his stupid car got paint all over my key!
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
I`m not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate.
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
I was filling out this form when one of the questions asked "What level is your maturity?" I didn`t fill it out cause I couldn`t find my crayons!!
Marriage...betting someone half your stuff you`ll love them forever.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.