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I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
I just did some calculations and I`ve been able to determine that you`re full of sh!t.
Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can`t leave messages now. That`s the kind of genius I am.
Irony is paying a therapist to listen to how you don’t like talking to other people.
When people introduce themselves to me for the first time, I tell them, "Yes, we`ve met before." So they feel awkward trying to remember me
There’s no such thing as being ready for vacation to be over.
Ways to Win my Heart: Buy me Beer Bring me Beer Be Beer.