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I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean & people think I’m joking.
I’m not saying don’t trust the internet but there’s an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I’ve won & the number of ipads I own.
There’d be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
Every day is a constant battle of trying to convince myself I don’t like cookies.
I`m starting to think that Dr. Dre isn`t a real doctor after all...
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
I don`t understand why people pay therapists when I`ll tell them what`s wrong with them for free.
Her: Do you want to run away with me? ME: We won`t actually be running, right?