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Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles
After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I`ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
The iPad Air is named after what`s left in your bank account when you buy one.
I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.
Ex Girlfriend: Omg! I had a dream about you last night!! Ex Boyfriend: Aww thats so sweet, what happend? Ex Girlfriend: U died :)
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
I hope I can still remember the dance to Thriller when I become a Zombie.
Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents
I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that`d be great.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch
Dear wind, what has my hair ever done to you?
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!
Showed the kids here how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style........ Now explaining typewriter.