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The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
Door bells should be made illegal in commercials. Pet owners know what I’m talking about.
I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
My friend told me that bigamy was having one wife to many. I thought that was called monogamy.
Life is like a p@nis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.
my husband of 10 years still goes mad when I use his toothbrush, if anyone knows a better way to get dog poo off shoes, im all ears