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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
It`s not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it`s the gas can in her other hand.
Paint thinner? I call bullsh!t. I been painting myself with it all week and I`m still fat.
If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
Stretch pants are like Wonder Bras for your butt cheeks
Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
Your cat doesn`t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
They should open a bar and call it "The Gym" so I can be like those annoying people on Facebook who brag about going to the gym every day.
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
Hitting the lotto is a sure way to stop hating on Mondays...
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han