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To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
Sometimes, you can just tell it`s gonna be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
Please don`t wear skinny jeans if you don`t have skinny genes.
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I`ll have to turn to Facebook.
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
Patiently waiting for the Prozac to kick in so I can start my day....Ok, Maybe NOT patiently!
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
Just ate a sleeve of crackers on my wife`s side of the bed.. I`ll let you know...
My 5 year plan includes purchasing a Slurpee machine.