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I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
The fox says you need to stop.
My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can`t help but think that my days around here are numbered...
I love salad! Just wish it had the taste and texture of pizza.
Helpful Tip: Dont laugh when the cop says penal system ... oh and I need bail money again.
Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
If you`re buying Smart Water for 4$ a bottle,, I`m sorry to tell you it`s not working
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.
I`m no magician but I can walk down the street and turn into a bar!
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.