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It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Just Failed my Health and Saftey Test.The question was,"What steps would u take,in case of a fire?!"Big f*cking ones"was the wrong answer.
How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
Anyone want to come over and watch porn on my new flat screen mirrior?
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.
I`m optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket.
This is 2016. How come I can`t email someone a fart when I feel like it?
Sometimes my life feels like a 40 year long episode of Punk`d...
Hey babe, go to Google Earth, zoom in on your house. See that blue cap in the bushes? Hi!
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
I`d get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.