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He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
The recipe said "prick with a fork,",,,, but enough about me.
A poem about me: I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.
Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
Coffee keeps me busy until it`s time to be drunk.
I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, I tell people about my accomplishments and they say "big Deal
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!
They say children are a gift from god. I`m totally wide-open to regifting.