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If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn`t 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?
DAMN! I`m so drunk that I cooked a pizza for 450 minutes at 15 degrees.
All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
Hearing jokes is always 100 times funnier when you have water in your mouth.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
If anyone has any terrible ideas, I`ve historically been very open to them.
This is a lousy dating site.
So far, I`ve had exactly "call my ex" number of beers tonight!!!
My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.