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Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
Gas prices are a lot like girls: We just wish they would go down.
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra.
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
The snooze button, because there’s nothing like starting your day off with a little procrastination.
I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
Happy 4th of July ! ... It`s a holiday. You know what that means... Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Alladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when they misbehave, they get it from their storybooks!
I´m up way too early for someone who wasn´t planning on seizing the day.