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I`m going to stand outside. So, if anyone asks, I`m outstanding.
Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.
This movie has "adult content"? So, they`re gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
I went to the Dr today with severe headaches .. he asked if I suffered from any memory loss. I said "How the F would I know?"