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I`m all over that like a fat kid on a Smarty
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double".
I really don`t have time for people that don`t find me hilarious.
99% of people in this world are stupid. Luckily I`m part of the other 5%.
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
I`m so broke right now that if someone tried to rob me, they`d just be practising..
I just saw a disclaimer that said “don’t try this at home”, so I tried it at my neighbors house.
I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you’re ignorant and make bad decisions.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.