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You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions.
The world would be a much nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would be even better if some of them choked on it.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
I have no time for stupid people But they sure seem to have time for me.
Glad McDonald`s don`t serve hotdogs, I don`t think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.
My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy.
Be nice to nerds. You`ll probably be working for them one day
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
When I grow up I wanna be a psychiatrist for the mentally insane...so i can find out what the hell is wrong with you people
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
Anything is legal when there`s no police around