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I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
I like people... From a distance.
My wife`s credit cards were stolen last week. I haven`t reported it yet though...because so far, they are spending less than she was.
Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?
I`m not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
I HATE it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. ..For the FIFTH time, I do not want to go to your cat`s birthday party. Damn it! ..My dog is getting married
I was filling out this form when one of the questions asked "What level is your maturity?" I didn`t fill it out cause I couldn`t find my crayons!!
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
People go on and on about the length of Subway`s sandwiches but how come nobody talks about their girth?