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I don`t just sing in my shower, I perform.
The good thing about being tall is, you can`t get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can`t get lost in a crowd.
Your personality needs alcohol.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
Ever talk to someone so stupid you can hear them misspelling words?
The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks.
I bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
Confucius would have been great at Status Updates......
Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
I am hungry 25 hours a day
I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.