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Smooth move.........ExLax
I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
I didn´t outsmart you. You just outdumbed me.
I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
God is creative... I mean look at me??
I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
I need to do laundry so bad I`m actually wearing Christmas stockings
I don`t feel like folding the laundry, so I just restart the dryer
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge.
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.